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Friday Night/ Bootycall

I’d first like to apologize for my sentence structures and grammar usage. It was a brain fry weekend after a mind numbing week of essay writing so I’m so over the quality of my syntax! Friday, Emilia, myself, and a group of our friends went out. Before we met up with the group, Emilia and I took a bunch of shots within like 20 minutes? So we were already affected when we left. We first went to a frat house and it was absolutely terrible. It was completely overcrowded and they were charging for jungle juice, even for the girls! I’ve been there before and they have never charged especially for girls. I’m not sure if I told you but girls never pay at Pitt. It is so decent since the boys have to pay $5 every time. Anyway, my friend, Steve, told us they had beer in the basement so we just got that. This party was so lame and over packed we didn’t even want to stay to finish one beer. After gulping it down, our group left the frat and went to this girl’s birthday party in South Oakland, which is so far and out of the way. After 30 minutes of walking/ being lost, we got there. I saw the beer first so Emilia and me each took one. Then we saw all our friends getting jungle juice and were jealous. Simple solution, chug the beer to get jungle juice. Good idea…. I think that was the tipping point. After 3 or more? cups of juice I managed to get separated from the group. I befriended this random girl and we went on a stealing spree. I of course feel terrible but let me list the items I took: a can of Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup, a salt shaker, band aids, Vick’s Nighttime Sinus Relief, and my favorite a link roller. I only had a small satchel so this girl spent like 20 minutes trying to fit it in my boot. Then, she started throwing up so I spent like an hour in the bathroom helping her. I told her I’d walk her home and like begged the guy whose house it was for a sweatshirt. So nice, he gave me one since it was basically freezing outside. When we got back I decided to text Matt, the boy I’ve been talking to “I just wanted to cuddle :(” He said we could and we met up. He didn’t go out, so, awesome for him. haha I’m explain Saturday tomorrow but we hung out both nights and I don’t know what I want to do. I feel like we’re starting a thing but I don’t want a thing, I just want someone to cuddle with. Like I want to be free to talk to other boys but I’d feel like a bitch if I ended up hooking up with someone else. And he’s friends with my friends so he’d find out and especially since he’s so sweet I’d feel like shit for doing that to him. Oh I don’t know. I guess we’ll see.

Mahina16

Roommate dramz

Let me tell you about the trouble I’m having with my roommate. She’s really cool and everything but she can be so fucking annoying at the same time. Like the other day I was napping and she brought all her friends in and were making soup and being super loud. It’s not like I’m always napping so when I am can you please not wake me the fuck up. And since she decided to go to bed at like 3 in the morning when she has class at 8 she is always fucking napping and I honestly always have to be so quiet it’s ridiculous. Two nights ago I got back from class at 6. I stopped to get chips to eat with my leftovers. Since she was so inconsiderate I figured it was fine for me to heat up my food since she obviously didn’t think it was a big deal. The whole time she kept groaning and making it known she hated it. I’d been looking forward to this meal sorry I’m not going to wait 3 hours till you wake up from your middle of the day nap. After I ate I left the room so she could continue to sleep and called my mom. I came back to the room like an hour later. Still asleep she was groaning again and said oh my godd. Confused since the only noise I made was opening the fucking door and I asked her what and she said everytime I fall asleep. Implying I’m the rude one who makes so much noise so I just took my laptop and did my work in the hallway. So fucking annoying. Besides that whenever I’m saying something literally whenever she always argues it. Maybe we just spend too much time together but it does get old. Blah.

Mahina16

Saturday Night

Yesterday I said I’d tell you about my Saturday night so here it is! I got 2 fifths from a girl I know on campus so we didn’t need to pregame. Emilia’s friends were in town for the Steelers game and wanted to come out with us. Like I said it was dead on campus so there was only one party going on. This girl I was with, Cindy, wanted us to walk down Neville just in case anything was going on, which nothing was, but luckily Emilia brought a Sprite that was 90% rum, yuck. It was keeping us warm though so we kept drinking it. When we finally got to where the party was we were all pretty drunk. The dance floor and beer pong table were in the basement and there were people smoking and a bathroom upstairs. I was dancing with a group of black girls along the beer pong table (hahaha I told you I was pretty drunk) when I noticed this guy playing pong. After he finished his game he came over and were talking. I don’t exactly remember what about but we decided to go dance. While we were dancing we kissed and decided to go back to his dorm. Before we left we were talking to Steven (the boy I cuddled with the night before) and Michael (the other boy who slept in our room). This is making me sound bad.. ewpz. That was when I kind of realized they were friends but wasn’t to concerned about it based on my blood alcohol level. We went back to his room because he has a single werd and hooked up. No sex, he didnt even ask for it. I found out he’s on the quidditch team and we spent the majority of our time talking and cuddling. Nicest boy ever. He asked me to sleep over and of course I said I would. It was really nice. The next morning oh my god I threw up in his trashcan but he still walked me home, held my hand, and kissed me goodbye. Eep. When I got in my room I found Michael and Steven passed out in our room hahaha of course I had to crawl in bed next to Steven. Well now I’ve been talking to this boy and he even called me the other day just to talk, so sweet. But yup that was Saturday.

Mahina16

 

Emilia’s Birthday

This weekend was uh interesting. Friday was my friend Emilia’s birthday, so of course we had to celebrate! We got a group together: Michael, Steven, Eliza(my roommate), Emilia, Lauren, and myself and went to Steven’s older brother’s apartment. His brother was being so weird about us drinking (he was 25 and didnt start drinking until he was 19 so he thought we were babies I guess) and wouldn’t let us pour our own drinks. It was so dumb but as soon as he left the kitchen we poured more alcohol in. Our first drink was 99 apples and if you don’t know the 99 stands for 99 proof so it was a good start. haha After that we poured 2 more drinks and were ready to go out. There were only like 2 parties happening since it was fall break and basically EVERYONE went home (stupid since we only get one day off). Our group headed for this one, which of course turned out to be a frat. When we got to the door the guy told us we needed to be on the guest list to get in but Emilia wearing her tiara negotiated into letting us in since it was obviously her birthday! The set up was ok. On the main floor there was a pool room, a beer pong room, and a place to get beer. Since we were already drunk and uninterested in playing games we headed down stairs. The basement is where the dance floor was. On the side before you went into the dance area the brothers were selling jello shots. Being a group of drunk girls who lost our guy friends they kept feeding us jello shots for free and since everyone else had to pay we thought it would be stupid to turn them down. Ironic huh? We danced for a while and then went back upstairs. The guy at the door told Eliza to hold the guest list while he was checking his phone. That’s when Lauren ripped the guest list out of her hands and threw it on the ground. She then poured a beer on top and screamed “FUCK THE GUEST LIST!” (I can’t make that up) Pissed off, the guy told us “this is the time to tell your friends they are no longer welcome.” Knowing he was going to kick us out we ran into the basement to hide. Later he ran  into us and said “if you girls weren’t so pretty I’d have to kick you out” oOoo smooth thanks 😉  Our group then decided to leave. Eliza and I pushed our beds together and everyone was just hanging out on them and the boys slept over. Steven asked me to cuddle which of course we can but then he kept lightly kissing my neck all night.. uh awkward especially since I hooked up with one of his friends the very next night but I’ll have to tell you about that tomorrow.

Mahina16

Oh How Nice of You!

This bitch! Alright alright, apparently I’m a charity case. Jennie is this girl my roommate is friends with. I’ve hung out with them a couple times. The first few I was getting this really weird vibe from her, like she was more interested in being my roommate’s friend than mine. Kind of like she was judging me. Well I eventually told my roommate that and she reassured that it was all in my head. The next time she came over to our room she was really nice and we seemed to be getting along really well. So obviously, I thought this whole feeling I was getting was just in my head and considered us friends, as a normal person would (in my opinion at least.) So 2 nights ago, Wednesday night, I got a text from her asking me to get coffee. I was busy and asked her if we could do it the next day, yesterday/ Thursday. Yesterday she texted me and said asked me to go the our dining hall because she had just finished working out and was bored. I told her I had just eaten and asked if we could get coffee instead and she said that was fine. Coffee was normal, I mean the conversation basically went from her complaining about her roommate to talking about this guy she’s talking to, to her talking about her sorority and then about how she thinks it’s gross that people cough and sneeze in public (even though they can’t help it, ya dumb bitch.) I mean she obviously isn’t a first friend choice for me but I’m not in the position to turn down anyone. Well I had class so she came back to my room and hung out with my roommate. Then later she texted me again and asked if I wanted to go to CVS with her. So we went and I suggest we get pizza, since she’s always talks about how often she eats it. Well this poser! She had absolutely no idea how to eat fucking pizza. She couldn’t even cook it herself. Why lie about that? I don’t get it. Well that’s not my grievance. When I got back to the room my roommate informed me that when I went to class Jennie told her that she knew my roommate was doing work and thought she would be nice by getting me out of the room for her. Wut? So do you feel like a good person for hanging out with me for my roommate’s sake? I’d say I’m in my room MY ROOM a fair amount of time, more than I’d like since I haven’t met many friends yet buttt uh what the fuck dude. Last night I could not stop wondering if everyone hung out with me out of the kindness of their hearts and I’m just a huge joke that I’m unaware of. I decided that it’s only one dumb sorority bitch but like I shared my pizza with you, you cunt. Then today she writes on my wall? Did she decide she liked me while doing her charity work? Or is she just continuing her work for my roommate’s sake?  I don’t really know but I’ve never had anyone treat me like that. Better to know now then after wasting more of my time and pizza on a cunt like that. Just another one of life’s lessons I guess. It’s ok and if you feel awkward after reading or had a similar experience don’t worry, just know that’s one dumb bitch’s opinion and that there are people who actually want to be friends with charity cases like us! l0l we aren’t charity cases, she is because she sux and it’s work to hang out with people that mean.

Mahina16

Public Transportation at its Finest

Oh the people you meet on the bus. Yesterday my roommate and I went to get art supplies and we had the strangest happenings on the bus. First we went to get on our bus and the bus driver stopped us. He told us there was a pool of blood on one of the seats and that we needed to switch buses. After the switch a white trashy teen mom got on the bus with her toddler and newborn. The toddler was running through the bus as she pleased and eventually ended up standing on a seat looking out the window. If you’ve never stood on the bus before, it’s hard! Even holding onto a railing you still fly all over. Other people on the bus told her she should sit down with her toddler to which she replied that she stands with them all the time, so it was fine. The people did not agree and moved anyway. They kept telling her to sit down. I don’t know why but she continued to refuse. Then the bus passengers just started saying “it’s ok she young she’ll learn the hard way” and she eventually got off the bus. Dumb dumb dumb girl.

Mahina16

We Won! We Won! No Really How Did We Win?

If I haven’t made it blatantly obvious yet Pitt won the football game against Virginia Tech, who is ranked 13th! The game started at 12 and I slept till 11 so I didn’t tailgate, womp and was sober during the game, double womp. Since we don’t have a stadium we use the Steeler’s. They have a line of school buses that ship you out there so it isn’t too bad but the bus ride is like 20 minutes long. For some reason though they dropped us off super far away so we had to walk over a bridge and then like 5-10 blocks to get their, it was really weird. It was pretty fun though and after every touchdown they would throw(?) or maybe popcorn (crowd surf without moving, there we go) random girls throughout the crowd. We stayed until they sang Sweet Caroline at the end of the third quarter, as is tradition, then we to go eat. We got wings from Quaker Steak & Lube, nice name I know. They were pretty good and Pitt only got one more touchdown after we left so it was an ok decision I guess. Next time I definitely have to pre-game though, fersher.

Mahina16

 

Something about an eagle with pizza

Claps for me for being social.. well kind of. Last night I hung out with this group of guys my roommate knows from home. They asked me to go get pizza with them in upper campus and you should know that I’m always down for pizza. We went to their one friend John’s house. It was nice to hang out and not have another boring small talk discussion. We drank a little too and watched a movie called something with eagle and America in it’s name. It was the strangest movie about some guy who just goes around killing annoying people and then he gets this teenage girl sidekick and they kill people together? Kind of pulp fictiony, it was actually really amusing. Just keeps me on that making friends grind I guess!

Mahina16

Rude Bagel Lady!

This is a stupid story but it annoyed me and this is my blog so I’m going to write about it! I went to Bruegger’s Bagels today even though I can’t use my meal plan there since their bagels are so good! Literally everywhere in the store there were signs saying $6 dozen bagels Wednesdays and since it was Wednesday I might as well stock up instead of spending $2 on a bagel every time I go! So I asked the lady, mind you there was no line, for 2 onion and the rest plain bagels. Then right in front of me she was talking to her coworker complaining about how they probably wouldn’t have any plain bagels left and not an ugh even it was more of a  are you fucking kidding me. SORRY. Thanks for making me feel awkward about buying a dozen bagels so I never do it again. Ps there were plenty of bagels left, what a bitch. That’s my vent for the day, thanks for reading it haha.

Mahina16

Douche, douche go away don’t sit next to me any day!

Alright, maybe I shouldn’t be so harsh while I’m still trying to make friends but let me tell you this guy in my mass communications class pisses me off SO MUCH! The first day he seemed really nice, it seemed we had a lot in common. We both play volleyball, like similar tv and movies, ect. Then we worked on a project together… he gave off this superior vibe and told me all my thoughts were wrong. After that I was so over him. Only problem is he sits next to me every class!!!! He makes snarky, not funny comments to me all class and laughs and tries to look at me. I give him weird looks and keep my head in my laptop but he doesn’t get it! I definitely need to get to class later or wedge myself between two people next week because I can’t take him anymore. Stay away douche! Your blocking me from sitting next to cool people in class!!

Mahina16