Last night I hosted a double surprise party for Anita and Joe. It was a major success! I was slightly nervous because at my last party almost no one came (thanks ‘friends’!) Not that I would of really cared, but for Anita and Joe I wanted a good crowd. People arrived around 10:30 and everyone was just sitting in a giant circle, when I came back from getting’ pizza.’ Well I’m sorry but that is unacceptable party behavior! I made everyone get up and even bit the bullet and let them drink for free. There was delicious jungle juice that was laced with 2 handles, free bottles for shots, and a fridge full of beer. At first it was a very high girl to guy ratio but throughout the night it evened out, thankfully. When Anita and Joe arrived we turned out all the lights, even though they knew a party was going on? But it worked so yeah awesome! My brother’s friend brought the best pizza too. Aw man it was great and so filling, I only needed one slice! And this guy had the coolest hair, it was like Slater from Dazed and Confused, if you’ve seen that. I was a fan, fersher. The night took a weird turn from normal party into full out dance party, which if you knew me, is not my thing. I don’t know I’m just not a dancer, I’m too awkward. Well it didn’t really matter anyway because someone threw up all over my bathroom. Now when I say all, don’t doubt that I actually mean EVERYWHERE. Even on a wall not next to the toilet. Uhh THANKS FOR CLEANING UP! So gross but it happens, I guess. Oh and listen to this, I came upstairs and three girls were crying in my kitchen. So obviously, I asked what was wrong and if they wanted a room to go in. They said it was ok, it was just the last time they were going to see each other before they go to college. I had to try not to laugh because if you knew these girls they are so ridiculous. I just thought it was an actual problem.. The party finally died down around 3-4. It was fun and I did all the cleaning last night! I even did the laundry, I’m the best. No but really, I AM THE BEST. Why aren’t you bowing?…
Mahina16