The day is coming
(for some of you, sooner than later)...
What day? Is it on my calander? Am I busy? Do I need to buy a new outfit?...No,no...settle down! ...when all of this studying, enduring bad cafeteria food, having your parents reimburse you for food and cleaning supplies
(maybe they have already stopped...) and awkwardly bumping into your ex-boy/girlfriend or just some random child from your Math class that caught your eye

will all come to an end. And
when you set out into the real world...