I am currently eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich off of a Cookie Monster paper plate. I guess I should be eating cookies…seems more fitting. But I digress. Because, sometimes, you just need to feel like a kid again. Or, perhaps the cookie monster plates were on sale and I’m a broke college kid. One way or another, “kid” is at the root of the phenomenon.

I bet you never thought of a paper plate as a phenomenon. Then again, do your paper plates have the ABC’s written around...

Okay, I have a question for you all. How many of you wake up to the sound of your obnoxious alarm, knowing full and well that you need to physically get out of bed and get ready?

However, you stayed up late doing _____ and you are not really in the mood to get up. Five more minutes (Actually, my alarm has four minute increments, oddly enough!). Then the sirens from your alarm clock ring true, yet again, and you smash the snooze button. This may continue for a few times, but if you...

• I am fully capable of doing all of my homework and writing four lab reports each week.
• I will not name my Dell Laptop (Inanimate objects should always have names, no?) because I am not sure how much longer the stubborn thing will last.
• I want to use Dark Chocolate Dreams Peanut Butter as the icing for my next birthday cake.
• Paying $6.00 or $7.00 for a bag of flavored coffee is totally worth it so that you do not have to wake up to the smell of Crème Brule coffee and realize that yours

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Pop Tart Lovers UNITE!

Not that I would be in that union, since I am not one of the many individuals hooking up with one of these sugar-laden pastries on my way to my 10AM class (No worries, I satisfy my overbearing sweet tooth in other ways…Hello, Ice Cream!).A serving is one Pop Tart, but two are nestled within that flimsy, silver wrapper and eating just one seems almost preposterous. That means 400 calories, unhealthy fats and loads of corn syrup are entering into your blood...

Another day, another dollar. My friend utters that little phrase every now and then and, while I have no clue of the exact parameters of that phrase, it is somewhat catchy. Anyways, that’s about how I feel right now. Another week is about to ensue. Hold on tight and enjoy the ride…or at least make it through the ride.

Any fun Valentine’s Day stories to share? I ended up just hanging around, making Valentines like I was in third grade and watching “I Hate Valentine’s Day” with some...