I have an etiquette dinner to attend tonight (Thank goodness my computer tells me when I spell things wrong.) I love how a machine is smarter than me at times. It truly is the 21st century. Then again, sometimes it’s as dumb as can be and won’t turn on. I’m much more consistent than that. Although, I didn’t want to get out of bed this morning. Whoa, where was I going with this?

Oh yea, a fancy schmancy dinner with pretty dresses, high heels, suits, 5 forks, 10 knives (I wonder...

Hey Hey! It's been a while, eh? The internet can be so unpredictable sometimes... One day it is quick to distract you from your homework, loading Facebook pages left and right and the next, it is struggling to load Thesaurus.com and you are stuck having to come up with your own synonyms for your papers (You realize that your professor is going to think someone else wrote your paper because your vocabulary is not nearly as expansive as you had originally thought. I guess you could use a paper Thesaurus...Perish...

Okay, I have a question for you all. How many of you wake up to the sound of your obnoxious alarm, knowing full and well that you need to physically get out of bed and get ready?

However, you stayed up late doing _____ and you are not really in the mood to get up. Five more minutes (Actually, my alarm has four minute increments, oddly enough!). Then the sirens from your alarm clock ring true, yet again, and you smash the snooze button. This may continue for a few times, but if you...

• I am fully capable of doing all of my homework and writing four lab reports each week.
• I will not name my Dell Laptop (Inanimate objects should always have names, no?) because I am not sure how much longer the stubborn thing will last.
• I want to use Dark Chocolate Dreams Peanut Butter as the icing for my next birthday cake.
• Paying $6.00 or $7.00 for a bag of flavored coffee is totally worth it so that you do not have to wake up to the smell of Crème Brule coffee and realize that yours

...

Another day, another dollar. My friend utters that little phrase every now and then and, while I have no clue of the exact parameters of that phrase, it is somewhat catchy. Anyways, that’s about how I feel right now. Another week is about to ensue. Hold on tight and enjoy the ride…or at least make it through the ride.

Any fun Valentine’s Day stories to share? I ended up just hanging around, making Valentines like I was in third grade and watching “I Hate Valentine’s Day” with some...