Who has been to the gym this week? Raise your hand. Raise ‘em high! Okay, put your hands down. Just curious, how many of you actually raised your hand? That would sort of make my day.

Anyways, I have NOT made it to the gym this week. Or last week for that matter. Tisk, tisk. I just feel so busy, but now that I am connecting the dots…My sickness ensued after my hiatus from the gym. Coincidence? I think not! Granted, I basically tour the whole campus everyday trying to get...

I have an etiquette dinner to attend tonight (Thank goodness my computer tells me when I spell things wrong.) I love how a machine is smarter than me at times. It truly is the 21st century. Then again, sometimes it’s as dumb as can be and won’t turn on. I’m much more consistent than that. Although, I didn’t want to get out of bed this morning. Whoa, where was I going with this?

Oh yea, a fancy schmancy dinner with pretty dresses, high heels, suits, 5 forks, 10 knives (I wonder...

Hey Hey! It's been a while, eh? The internet can be so unpredictable sometimes... One day it is quick to distract you from your homework, loading Facebook pages left and right and the next, it is struggling to load Thesaurus.com and you are stuck having to come up with your own synonyms for your papers (You realize that your professor is going to think someone else wrote your paper because your vocabulary is not nearly as expansive as you had originally thought. I guess you could use a paper Thesaurus...Perish...

I am currently eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich off of a Cookie Monster paper plate. I guess I should be eating cookies…seems more fitting. But I digress. Because, sometimes, you just need to feel like a kid again. Or, perhaps the cookie monster plates were on sale and I’m a broke college kid. One way or another, “kid” is at the root of the phenomenon.

I bet you never thought of a paper plate as a phenomenon. Then again, do your paper plates have the ABC’s written around...

Okay, I have a question for you all. How many of you wake up to the sound of your obnoxious alarm, knowing full and well that you need to physically get out of bed and get ready?

However, you stayed up late doing _____ and you are not really in the mood to get up. Five more minutes (Actually, my alarm has four minute increments, oddly enough!). Then the sirens from your alarm clock ring true, yet again, and you smash the snooze button. This may continue for a few times, but if you...