College Drinking Quotes

[College Tips]

Post your college drinking quotes here.

Example:

Everybody should believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink. -Anonymous

[Keg of Wisdom]

To alcohol, the cause and the solution to all of life's problems -- Kegofwisdom.com

[Newbie]

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the
slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest
ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd
as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way,
the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive
intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the
slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient
machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
- Cliff Clavin, Cheers

There are also a lot more great quotes available here:
The Common Connoisseur | Drinking Quotes

[Aleksej Adad]

Testosterone levels and aggressive behavior have only a tenuous link. On the other hand, there's no doubt that alcohol suppresses a lot of our higher cortical processes, including learned civilized behavior. It also tends to blunt our critical thinking when it comes to song, dance and companionship, if you'll notice.

[CU Society]

My friend, about to take part in the third round of our ridiculous game, russian roulette goes, "dude, I just drank enough to kill a small asian family."

It was hilarious. Sad thing was it was true. That'll happen by the third round of this game YouTube - Russian Roulette Drinking Game