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| "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." - Cliff Clavin, Cheers There are also a lot more great quotes available here: The Common Connoisseur | Drinking Quotes |
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| Testosterone levels and aggressive behavior have only a tenuous link. On the other hand, there's no doubt that alcohol suppresses a lot of our higher cortical processes, including learned civilized behavior. It also tends to blunt our critical thinking when it comes to song, dance and companionship, if you'll notice. |
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| My friend, about to take part in the third round of our ridiculous game, russian roulette goes, "dude, I just drank enough to kill a small asian family." It was hilarious. Sad thing was it was true. That'll happen by the third round of this game YouTube - Russian Roulette Drinking Game |
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